1977 - 2007

[Guest]

Enjoy 1977-2007

This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies
them to relate to it...

1977 : Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair

1977: KEG
2007: EKG

1977 : Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux

1977 : Moving to California because it's cool
2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm

1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or
Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or
Liz Taylor

1977 : Seeds and stems
2007 : Roughage

1977 : Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM

1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2007 : Receiving a new hip joint

1977 : Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones

1977 : Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system

1977 : Disco
2007: Costco

1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads
shaved

1977 : Passing the drivers' test
2007: Passing the vision test

1977 : Whatever
2007 : Depends


Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this
will certainly change things. Each year the staff at
Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to
try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this
year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:

The people who are starting college this fall across
the nation were born in 1989.

They are too young to remember the space
shuttle blowing up.

Their lifetime has always included AIDS.

Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.

The CD was introduced the year they were born.

They have always had an answering! machine

They have always had cable.

They cannot fathom not having a remote control.

Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.

Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.

They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.

They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are.

They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.

They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk
a mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane."

They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea
who J. R. even is.

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.

They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.

Do you feel old yet? Pass this on to the other old fogies on
your list. Notice the larger type, that's
for those of you who have trouble reading....
So have a nice day!!!!! It is good to have friends who
know about these things and are still alive and kicking!!!!




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[overdrive26]

Well, I was only feeling fifty-six, but after all that, now I feel about eighty-eight.
Overdrive26
Wayne Allen :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

[roscoepc]

OK. Just who in the heck DID shoot J.R.????????????

[floridawing]

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers

My wife and I were just talking about this the other day for some reason. Too funny. The whole list is makes me grin

[Guest]

Uhmmmmmmm..... I remember when there was no McDonalds. :?

I remember when there was no TV... :cry:

This is not going well, is it?

[admin]

Stop it Bill you're making me feel old. :evil:

[Guest]

Sorry Vic.

[roscoepc]

McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers

My wife and I were just talking about this the other day for some reason. Too funny. The whole list is makes me grin

Not to dispute ya, but McDonalds stopped using Styrofoam in 1989!

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[MrGargoyle]

:cry: :cry: I remember when there were no Goldwings!! :oops:

[admin]

It's hard to imagine a world without a Gold Wing.

[rcmatt007]

as I told another doctor friend of mine.... my 1000 is the same vintage as you!

[overdrive26]

I believe Mary-Ellen shot J.R. At least I hope she did. :wink:
Overdrive26
Wayne Allen :?

[Siter81]

Who is mary-ellen? :roll:


I am only 45 and remeber all the events or articles mention in those years. Am i too young to own a wing?







Siter81 8) 8)

[admin]

You're never too young to own a Wing and don't worry about who shot J.R. all that matters is that somebody did. :lol:

[detdrbuzzard]

I sdid care who shot jr then. I was trying to get a gold wing, gotta have your priorties :!: